Do you listen to talk radio? Do you watch FOX News channel? Do you believe marriage is between 'one man & one woman'? Are you a 'right-wing extremist' (aka 'possible terrorist' per DHS)? Are you a veteran? Are you recently returned from Iraq or Afghanistan deployment? Are you white? Are you Hispanic? Are you money-poor? Are you Conservative? Are you a wealthy Conservative? Are you Christian? Are you Jewish? Are you a member of any religion other than Islam? Are you a supporter of Ron Paul, Bob Barr or Chuck Baldwin? Do you have a bumper sticker on your car? Are you a registered Republican? Are you in favor of lower taxes? Are you in favor of term limits for elected officials? Are you a gun owner? Are you a Pro-life supporter? Are you fed up with the spending in Washington? Are you fed up with the national debt? Are you concerned the U.S. is not as safe as it once was? Are you fed up with politicians? Are you worried about your job or have you lost your job? Are you bothered by so many jobs being outsourced overseas? Are you bothered by so many American companies moving overseas? Are you concerned about the new legislation to further restrict firearm ownership? Are you an 'animal rights activist'? Are you a non-union worker? Are you someone who does not want to join a union? Are you against "card check" legislation? Are you in favor of the Constitution as it is written, not as an 'evolving instrument'? Are you a believer in the Bill of Rights? Are you in favor of personal responsibility? Are you against abortion on demand? Are you against late-term abortion? Are you against paying for abortions in other countries? Are you against bailouts for companies that have run themselves into the ground? Are you against paying someone else's mortgage when they lied to get one? Are you against gay marriage? Are you against Socialism? Are you against Communism? Are you against the New World Order? Are you against the U.N., gun control? Are you against the violation of Posse Comitatus? Are you against the Federal Reserve? Are you against NAFTA? Are you against the Income Tax? Are you against the Ammunition Accountability Act? Are you against a possible Constitutional Convention? Are you against the North American Union? Are you against the Universal Service Program? Are you against Radio Frequency Identification (RFID)? Are you against illegal immigration? Are you against giving taxpayer money to other countries to pacify them?
If you answered 'yes' to any of the above questions, you may be labeled a "rightwing extremist". In fact, by writing this, I am probably already labeled one.
As I write this, I keep hearing Jeff Foxworthy drawl.....you just might be a terrorist!